Chocolate Football

A bold and utterly outrageous move where one partner "hikes" a poop out their ass like a football, and the other partner attempts to "throw the pass" Bonus style points for form, a clean spiral, and enthusiastic touchdown celebrations afterward.

"Bro, last night she dared me to try the Chocolate Football, and let’s just say... I nailed the throw, but we need new sheets."

by Greyghost90 December 12, 2024

Italian Chocolate Freezie

When someone sucks Nutella off of your balls while rubbing ice cubes on your nipples.

Bro, she tried giving me an Italian Chocolate Freezie last night. It was different... But I do recommend.

by mikenike711 May 17, 2014

lawn chocolate

the piles of dog shit found in the lawn

Dont let the kids eat the lawn chocolate while im gone

by T_1 June 21, 2010

Chocolate Blowgun

When a girl puts chocolate in her mouth, then proceeds to give a blowjob, leaving the penis coated in chocolate.

Yeah, dude, Sarah gave me that Chocolate Blowgun last night. It was pitch black after that

by SirGoonsAlot April 6, 2025

Chocolate Farmer

Someone who eats a LOT of arse

He's so full of shit he must have been eating it. What a chocolate farmer

by Thomas T Titwank May 4, 2017

Chocolate Dipped Cherries

For one's self to dip their testicles into their partner's anus.

Dude, I just got chocolate dipped cherries form that girl.

by vweinerschnitsle September 12, 2014

chocolate ammo

when something that would usually bother you is presented in such a pleasant way that you can't bring yourself to be annoyed in that specific instance

I usually hate people smacking their lips, but hearing it in ASMR is chocolate ammo to me.

by chimera_manticore July 26, 2023