A session of dirty anal soaking followed by a docking session without cleaning your dick in between.
I thought it would just be another anal soak, but when he rolled me over and docked me, the shit smears looked like a couple of chocolate-covered pigs in a blanket.
by anonymous September 10, 2020
Get the Chocolate-Covered Pigs In A Blanketmug. "Last night, John gave me a Frosted Chocolate Muffin. Now I smell terrible!"
"Ooh, I like chocolate muffins. Do you think John could slide me one?"
"You're really not getting this are you?"
"Ooh, I like chocolate muffins. Do you think John could slide me one?"
"You're really not getting this are you?"
by Ayd Off Hit Lher February 15, 2025
Get the Frosted Chocolate Muffinmug. When someone has anal sex with someone else with a condom. They cum in the condom. There is now shit on the outside and cum on the inside of the condom. Someone then, usually the one getting fucked, licks off the shit and drinks the cum.
Man that anal sex was great last night, until she tried to get me to do a chocolate and vanilla cream.
by Whocomesupwiththis September 8, 2021
Get the Chocolate and vanilla creammug. when a someone inserts a funnel into her or his ass. then pours a beer into it. she or he then pulls out the funnel and then sprays the beer all over you and or friends.
by dolceglr September 22, 2013
Get the chocolate stoutmug. The act of colouring your marijuana with permanent marker to get a dizzying, xylene- free, buzz- high.
"Hey Nigel, wanna come round mine, hit some chilled Dark Chocolate- Mint Slice- Special?"
"Yeah maaan..."
"Yeah maaan..."
by Aysh Paysh May 17, 2014
Get the Dark Chocolate- Mint Slice- Specialmug. i wasn't sure if i should go there...i was a chocolate stargazer for a moment, then thought 'ahhh - what the hell...'
by ^^!$#@ April 3, 2021
Get the chocolate stargazermug. Chocolate cake (n.): a person’s ass that’s completely covered in liquid shit, causing it to look like a chocolate cake.
Person 1: “I really want to eat some chocolate cake.”
Person 2: “Bruh, you are one nasty motherfucker, deadass.”
Person 2: “Bruh, you are one nasty motherfucker, deadass.”
by Boogeraids Poopybutthole March 12, 2023
Get the Chocolate Cakemug.