mormon boner

An erection for the anus before marriage and for every orifice after.

Brad: I got that Mormon Boner.
Thad: You two aren’t married. Better get Becky some Depends.

by Johnny1981 September 11, 2021

Mestizo Boner

When your from Spanish and Indigenous descent but when you or anyone else inspects your pants pocket they find a spotted dick in the box.

Mestizo people of mixed racial usually indigenous descent have Mestizo 'coloured' Boners.

This is due to a rather surprizing unexpected skin tone upon their lower members.

Chulo 1:
Look at that, it's unmistakably a mistake by God's glorious design here you find a little pocket of brown where I expected only to see white or brown respecively. It's the 'Mestizo boner.'

Chapo 2:
Aya Dia. He got the Spotted Dick right and ruly. Shits gon get better with age, boy got the Mestizo Boner.

by Jack Herrer January 9, 2020

stale boner

a boner that looks and feels fine to anyone but you
stale morning blood running through your shaft,
perhaps still with the morning
making you spiral with the lazy of the morning

she didn't notice my stale boner, so we did it anyway

by fghj8889999 June 21, 2021

boner message.

boner message....When someone (must be male) takes a photo of his full erection and sends it to another person with their smart phone.

Shane decided to send Jen a boner message.

by Casey Napier June 23, 2011

Boners

Name for the people who watch the YouTuber Dani

Dani: what's up boners?

by Boopy1233 January 4, 2024

Boner Gravy

A TERM FOR EJACULENT FOR MALE HUMANS

He just replaced regular gravy with his boner gravy it was disgusting that guy ruined thanksgiving for EVERYBODY

by Fudgedragon2005 June 21, 2018

Rail-boner

A railroad enthusiast that stands on bridges and films/takes pictures of modern everyday trains. Their obsession includes thousands of hours of footage of trains that no one knows what they use it for. If trains were people, rail-boners would be classified as stalkers.

Did you see that guy standing on the bridge with a Norfolk shirt and hat on filming that coal car with a tripod? Yeah, he’s a Rail-boner. He gets so hard for the choo choo !

by BunkyHairTIE May 26, 2023