Ass Appled

When Robespierre shoved an apple up someones ass and the cut their head off with a guillotine.

Did you hear that Jim got ass appled?

by God Left Us May 6, 2019

Ass wrenching

The act of pulling ones insides out through ones anus

Dad gave me an ass wrenching after dinner last night

by Big budu dick slayer March 25, 2019

Ass sniffer

Someone who proceeds to stick his hands down their pants and then sniff it

Jeff ham is a notorious ass sniffer

by React March 30, 2019

Ass Lamp

When someone, of indian descent, imitates a lamp, and becomes a complete ass while doing it

Barbra has been a real ass lamp lately

by Jobisha September 13, 2019

Slip that ass

Fuck her in the ass and then pass on her ass

Hear bro you wanna fuck her in the ass

Ye but didn't you just fuck her in the ass

Ye its grand I'll slip that ass to you

by Footedkevin September 25, 2019

Ass gasket

Ass gasket is a protective piece of fine paper that goes between your ass and the toilet seat

I wouldn't sit on a public toilet without a ass gasket

by Bills rv service August 8, 2019

ass shack

Top definition: a brothel (whore house)

Hey man, I’m headed to the ass shack later. Can I borrow $200?

by Fifthbeetle August 17, 2019