Sani Moment

when someone does something dumb it is called a sani moment

"guys i think 2+2=5"-bing

"guys i think 2+2=5"-bing
"sani moment"-chilling

by hamdi dumty dim sum November 22, 2021

Flag

Get the Sani Momentmug.

Ash Moment

Similar to a blonde moment an ash moment is one in which one says or does something so profoundly stupid.

Karla: Where'd Sam go?

Heather: She went to find her phone.

Karla: But aren't you the phone with her right now?

Heather: Yeah... she's having an ash moment

by lincolnlover25 October 7, 2011

Flag

Get the Ash Momentmug.

Poo-reka moment

A moment of sudden, triumphant discovery, inspiration, or insight achieved whilst dropping a number two.

"Dave have you worked out that nasty issue you were looking at?"

"Not yet mate, I'm going to pay a visit to the men's room and see if I have a poo-reka moment."

by Kvarl_the_Lightbringer January 18, 2022

Flag

Get the Poo-reka momentmug.

jose moment

When you feel depressed like Jose aka gwsrevival

I'm feeling so depressed, I think I'm having a jose moment.

by stantwitterdefinitions June 6, 2022

Flag

Get the jose momentmug.

Garey Moment

Getting upset over minute issues

Girl 1: Why is she ignoring everyone at the party?

Girl 2: Because she saw her boyfriend talking to a friend of his.

Girl 1: Oh, she’s just having a Garey moment.

by Baseballstar101 June 11, 2018

Flag

Get the Garey Momentmug.

A Nigga Moment is when the mind of a perfectly rational black man is overwhelmed by ignorance. Which caused him to act in an illogical self-destructive manner. I.E., like a nigga. Nigga moments are unpredictable, but they all end up bad.

If they have their own category, Nigga Moments could be the third leading killer of black men behind Pork Chops and F.E.M.A. It's a fact.

A nigga steps on another nigga's Jordans.

Nigga #1: Nigga, you step on my shoe!

Nigga #2: If you ain't in my way, this would've happened, Nigga!

BAM! A Nigga Moment is born.

by Dr. Robins November 21, 2023

Flag