Maximal two day

22.02.2022
Twenty second of the February, of the year 2022. It's also a palindrome.
It's an only date with full twos that you're going to witness in your life. Next one will be in 200 years, from then you have 18 thousand years or 20 thousand years for it to happen, a maximal two day.

Hey man! I will never see a maximal two day again because of you, that's why I'm going to take a number two on your car.

by derDybuk November 12, 2021

Two

Stupid fucking bitch who stole half the contestants and took x from four

Bro I hate two he sucks

Ya he does

by Peensbde December 22, 2020

Two

Prime minsterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Two primeminsterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

by Abcvd January 6, 2024

Two-in-the-Goo

Like "three-on-the-tree" for a 3spd column shift manual gearbox, or "four-on-the-floor" for a 4spd floor shift manual gearbox, "Two-in-the-Goo" refers to a 2spd Automatic transmission, most obviously a Chevrolet / G.M. Powerglide.

Two denoting the number of forward speeds, and "goo" describing the slushy, slippy nature of an automatic trans.

This old clunker came with a 283 with Two-in-the-Goo originally, but we quickly sorted that problem out with a 383/Muncie Four-on-the-Floor combo years ago and haven't looked back.

by Hezath September 21, 2020

One Thousand Two Hundred And Ten

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One Thousand Two Hundred And Ten

by Reninu March 17, 2025

two-points

To put out or short a blunt.

"Do you want to hit this?" "Na' two-points."

by ounzer September 21, 2008

Two Tabber

A person who embodies the two-tabbed mindset. Someone too basic, too slow, or too limited to process more than two options, thoughts, or windows at a time. Often used as a direct insult in gamer/streamer banter.

“Don’t ask him, he’s a Two Tabber—can’t keep up with the strat."
“Classic Two Tabber energy: gets confused at a tutorial.”
“You’re telling me you only have two tabs open? What a Two Tabber.”

by Hybrix September 15, 2025