by Children burger July 6, 2023
Get the bord to death in a cube mug.A Death Cord (also known as a "Jesus Cord") is a type of cord that is home made that cand and will kill you. It is made when you combine something like a 3.5mm audio jack with a mains plug. (Please do not try this every, it can and will kill you!)
Mark: Yo dude! I made something! Come look!
John: Sure.
Mark: Behold!
John: What the fuck is wrong with you Mark?! Why the hell would you make a Death Cord?!
Mark: I was bored lol.
John: Sure.
Mark: Behold!
John: What the fuck is wrong with you Mark?! Why the hell would you make a Death Cord?!
Mark: I was bored lol.
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Hey Brendan did you hear that billy, yeah that really cool one in year 9. So apparently he absolutely annihilated that yma girl with his patented Billy’s anti-yma extra ultra magnum quantum laser death ray pulveriser of awsomeness
by Shisosbegudhdhddh July 12, 2023
Get the Billy’s anti-yma extra ultra magnum quantum laser death ray pulveriser of awsomeness mug.An inability to ejaculate due to either psychological inhibition or through desensitization of the penis from one's hands.
he has death grip syndrome
by Bobbystrurrew July 12, 2023
Get the death grip syndrome mug.An expression that, by the appearance of someone's eyes,
is strictly intended to reveal no emotional reaction whatsoever.
is strictly intended to reveal no emotional reaction whatsoever.
father: death starting his daughters boyfriend
daughter: daddy i heard you gave my boyfriend a death stare it made him very uncomfortable
daughter: daddy i heard you gave my boyfriend a death stare it made him very uncomfortable
by sussypop July 22, 2023
Get the Death Stare mug.A pretentious, postmodern jerk-off idea, popular among some academics, that says that the creator of an artistic work is irrelevant to the work, that their thought processes and intentions in creating the work don't matter, that they are not an authority on the very thing that they created, and that YOU, the passive consumer of the work, are more qualified to know what the work is about than they are, who put tons of hard work and effort into creating it.
Who does this "Ray Bradbury" person think he is, saying that Fahrenheit 451 is about how nobody reads books anymore? *I* say it's about censorship, dammit! What does HE know, he only wrote the damn thing! Death of the author says that creators are just passive, empty vessels through which the Divine Muse speaks!
by q359 July 24, 2023
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