YOU CATCH A TWO LEGGED FISH AT YOUR LOCAL PARK AND THEN BRING IT HOME AND THEN RUBB IT WITH CAR OIL WHILE U SLIP UR FAT MASSIVE COCK IN THE FLOPPERS AND FINS.
SATIRE: YO DEADAUX I JUST FUCKED A TWO LEGGED FISH
DEADAUX: DANG JIT YOU WAS BLUCKING A TWO LEGGED FISH
DEADAUX: DANG JIT YOU WAS BLUCKING A TWO LEGGED FISH
by TWO LEGGED FISH June 12, 2023
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by madmacha96 April 26, 2022
Get the Monkey fish frog mug.It's me, you motherfuckers, it's Star Fish Man. I have the IQ of a Starfish, which is 2. But I'm also pretty fucking passive aggressive, and if you fuck with me I'll fucking inseminate your mother. I'm also colorful in appearance and language.
The big ass Starfish alien from The Suicide Squad is my cousin. Don't fuck with me.
Love you too, Matthew, if you're reading this.
The big ass Starfish alien from The Suicide Squad is my cousin. Don't fuck with me.
Love you too, Matthew, if you're reading this.
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by Star Fish Man March 15, 2022
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"Maddie did you even eat fish today?"
"No."
"Maddie did you even eat fish today?"
"No."
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Guy 1: Dude what the hell are you doing with the Fish Legged Fella
Guy 2: I just want to lose my v card man stfu
Guy 2: I just want to lose my v card man stfu
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"I love fishing in my pondhole"-I love fingering my asshole
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