Steinburg Take

A take so devoid of rationality and common sense that it causes anyone reading it to have a brain aneurysm

Low IQ Halfling: If guns are legal then why isn't child porn?

Mentally Sound Human: Shut the fuck up! That's such a Steinburg take. This is exactly why you couldn't own a gun!

by Voxman June 8, 2022

take a swing

to take a swing at someone/ somebody/ something

definition:

trying to attack sb./ sth. physically

Guy1: Ok, lets take a swing at these motherfuckers!

Guy2: Are you sure? Better run for it!

by Lugoluso March 5, 2017

Take a break from 2k day

WHEN YOU GOT THAT ONE FRIEND WHO WONT GET HIS ASS OFF 2K, PLAY ANY GAME OTHER THAN 2k

Bro its take a break from 2k day so get off 2k and play a game with me

by Jjbabay22222222222 October 18, 2022

Gene will take care of it

Telling everyone loudly, in a very confident manner that you are going to take care of a task that will never get done.

Hello! Gene will take care of it. So don't you worry

by Bama Al March 2, 2021

take a shy

to take a shower or bathe

Lebron: Ew, you got this stuff all over me man
Mr. Beast: yea man you should take a shy when we get home

by C-Cock October 20, 2023

take one step and then again

Let's do the Mario, all together now!

Do the Mario!
Swing your arms, from side to side
Come on! Its time to go do the Mario!
Take one step and then again
Lets do the Mario! All together now!
You got it!
Its the Mario!
Do the Mario!
Swing your arms, from side to side
Come on! Its time to go do the Mario!
Take one step, and then again
Lets do the Mario! All together now!
Come on now!
Just like that

by guy on urbandictionary October 11, 2022

take the badguy around the corner

A metaphor for masturbation. The term was popularized by the famous shockjock Bubba the Love Sponge as a radio friendly term for the touchy subject of masturbation.

I couldn’t get any poontang last night so I had to take the badguy around the corner.

by Dean Gallberry May 18, 2019