The Williams Rule

The Williams rule: if the ball hits the floor and hits the ceiling with enough force in a customs rumble rocket league, it will infinity bounce until someone stops it. (Written by VECTOR)
The settings in order for this to take action:
Ball physics: Light
Ball size: default
Ball bounciness: SUPER HIGH
Boost amount: Unlimited
Rumble: None
Boost Strength: 10X
Gravity: Default
Demolish: Default

Respawn time: Default

A way to phrase this would be: HEY I JUST DID THE WILLIAMS RULE
This rule was invented by Mr. Williams
This definition/urban dictionary post was created by Mr. VECTOR
This Rule was created on June 21st at 7:00 pm
If you have any questions contact: [phone]

by The Williams Rule June 21, 2021

the ranga rule

The Ranga Rule: The rule that states a person that’s naturally a redhead or has ranga hair is either a 1/10 or a 10/10

Guy 1: yo I met this ranga chick at the park today
Guy 2: where does she sit in the ranga rule tho?

by AramZie June 26, 2021

rule -666

If something is bad it has a good variation

Person 1: How come Lucifer's always evil!
Person 2: rule -666 dude.

by JoeWhoJoeMamma July 2, 2021

Optimal Form of Rule: La Rosa Conciliari Primus Optimus Maximus Totalis Consumatiae Estea

Optimal form of rule solves problems for all communities.

Optimal Form of Rule: La Rosa Conciliari Primus Optimus Maximus Totalis Consumatiae Estea: Inhumane criteria, of what is human, is inhumane. / "philosophy will never do much for thee, in that; the emotions, slash feelings, who are the kickoff for the attempt in the fist place, defies both.
aminotentitledtoadecentdefence.blogspot.com/2021/06/la-rosa-concilae-primus-optimus-maximus.html

by SirSimon July 2, 2021

Breakfast Rule

This rule dictates that if two persons are mid-coitus and a third party enters the room, the couple must continue to do the deed.

If they do continue, the third party is required to make breakfast for the couple. If they stop, the couple is then required to make breakfast for the third party at his/her earliest convenience.

"Hey, I totally walked in on John and Jane last night."

"Did they keep going?"

"Nah man, they're making me breakfast tomorrow morning cuz they stopped, and the Breakfast Rule says they must"

by EggsandBacon October 10, 2012

Exclusionary Douche Bag Rule

This rule states that mega douche bags can be excluded from other rules like the golden rule (treat others the way you want to be treated) and other rules rearguarding common kindness because of there douche bag status.

Matt: Wow Steven is such a creepy sketchy cum bucket.
Billy: Hey! that's not nice, you cant say that! You should treat others the way you want to be treated.
Matt: No Billy its ok, since Steven is a bonafide douche bag he is excluded from that rule.
Billy: O' yeah I forgot all about the exclusionary douche bag rule, and yeah I know Steven is total cum bucket.

by The Wrench October 21, 2012

The Sandwich Rule

Sandwiches always taste better when made by someone else.

Nico: It's only turkey and cheese, but this sandwich tastes great.

Tom Hanks: It's the Sandwich Rule, and your welcome.

by SMSchoirboy June 25, 2012