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California Roll

Specific items you need.
• Chopped Immitation Crab
• Lettuce
• Mayonnaise

It's where a man ejaculates in the center of the bed, then he eats the girl out then spits the fluids where the cum is. The man and woman both make a perfect circle around the fluids. The other person who's supposed to be recording throws in the Imitation crab, and lettuce at them. The man and woman scream in agony while the woman's vagina is being stuffed with mayonnaise. One of their backs are supposed to snap as the person who is recording takes their shoes and runs away.
Jacob: Oh my god, dude! What the hell happened?

Mark: Man you should've been there. Lisa and I did a California Roll . Unfortunately my spine snapped and now I'm disabled. Along with that.. Luca stole our shoes.
by Boba Gumb April 11, 2016
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Tuck and Roll

The Tuck and Roll Method is an act of a human male renting a hotel room, ejaculating under the sheets, then rolling around to wipe it off. The bed is then made and the male exits the hotel.
by Drag_N August 3, 2022
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Benjamin Roll

A sushi roll made by wrapping your cock in $100s
This girl I’m talking to said she didn’t like sushi…I responded by making her Benjamin roll
by JNukez December 3, 2020
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K rolled

Lame ass nigga don’t know bout drank so his ass finna get k rolled
by ActVI March 30, 2024
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Tootsie Roll

A pair of edible panties with a human shit inside.
Sarah took off her edible panties prematurely because she accidentally made me a, “Tootsie Roll”.
by St@rdu$t January 24, 2021
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Punk ass cinnamon roll

Cinnamon roll that is under cooked, burnt , too chewy , too flakey , not enough glaze or cinnamon.. basically any bad cinnamon roll
Mama tried to cook again but ain’t nobody eating those punk ass cinnamon rolls
by ToddGPT August 19, 2025
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Cinnamon roll

A (small) person (usually with freckles) that is easily taken advantage of and looks for the good in everyone, but when he/she gets made he/she goes berserk.
Brittany: Jessica is such a cinnamon roll!
Jessica: *cries for 2 seconds* I KILL YOU!
by DramatiCinnamonRol March 26, 2023
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