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penis butter and jelly sandwich 

When you have a big fat shlong jizz all over your jelly sandwitch.
Hey Bubba want some of your penis butter and jelly sandwich!

penis baseball 

penis baseball is a game that only really gay kids like fernandez and broidleib would play where you hrow a tissue box at the "batter" who is actually using his cock as a bat
Nipple squeezing isnt the as gay as penis baseball
penis baseball by joe lucisano December 10, 2004

penis smoker 

1) One who gives head...

2) A homosexual male
I bet she's a good penis smoker... ;)

Jake, quit acting like a Penis Smoker
penis smoker by Big D March 1, 2003

penis circle 

A tightly constructed formation in a circle of men, preventing anyone one else from entering (usually girls of a less attractive manner, or uninteresting fellow males)
The needy virgin lost hope in acheiving sexual intercourse with her friends after the guys formed a penis circle.
penis circle by vaGina NaGrina January 5, 2008

Penis brains 

1.someone who is a freaking moron.
2. someone who thinks with his penis instead of his head.
Great job Penis brains! you spilled your beer on me!
Wow, Penis brains, you are so lame for trying to get with me.
Penis brains by chasers23 June 29, 2008

Penis darts 

the aftermath of smooking weed the next day
Boy A: It feels like a cylinder of pain! not just a pain on the surface but right through ! like...
Girl B: penis darts?!
Penis darts by Tuna Tessticles January 9, 2010