Penis Balloon

When your uncircumcised penis gets blown by the hot girl at the bar to the point the extra skin starts to inflate like a balloon.

Guy (Drops pants)
Girl: Omg! YOURE UNCIRCUMCISED!?!?!?
Guy: Yeah, so?
Girl: Oh my fucking god let me give you a penis balloon.

by MuffinTop9603 October 29, 2020

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PENIS POPTART

The act of inverting your penile flesh within your large scrotal gap with the index finger and continue to push until the act of tickling your own prostate is achieved.

OMG DaD we just witnessed the penis poptart, why didn't you tell us about it sooner

by BoringAnusEsquireThe3rd November 2, 2020

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Asher's penis

A Very long object that is only given to the big booty hoes

"Hey look its asher's penis!" "WOW its very long can i touch it?"

by BigBoyShlong November 4, 2020

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Scaby penis

When dick has been moselstered by the cuchie man.

Omg u have a scaby penis

by Defo not stan November 5, 2020

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Penis sculpting

When your penis is off to the side for some reason and it slowly starts to hang that way

Damn, bro! James has a tough case of penis sculpting!

by Penis sculpting expert November 6, 2020

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The act of inserting your penis into a bottle of your favorite beverage. Then, sucking in your stomach to vacuum up the beverage into your urethra and into your bladder. Then urinate out the beverage into your friend's mouth.

Then Andy dared me to give him a penis chug.

by Macaroni PP October 6, 2020

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