p-mail

When you excuse yourself to use the bathroom and, while away, pause to check your e-mail.

What took you so long? I was on a p-mail break.

by JPK11 January 25, 2009

R(etroactively) A(mended) P(urchase) E(xperience)

A retroactively amended purchase experience is when a company changes the terms of the sale, after the sale. Companies can do this nowadays because most of us use cloud software, otherwise known as SaaS, Software as a Service. Since we have to connect to someone else's computer to USE our software, they have the ability to deny us access to this software without accepting new terms, that they can change on us at any given time. Since consumer protection in the United States is a joke, they face no consequences for doing so.

An example of this can be found with Adobe, when they changed the terms of the sale to include terms allowing them to look through your content.

Or when Adobe took software you paid for, and disallowed you from activating it, perpetual licenses are not perpetual licenses as long as you must connect to someone else's computer to use what you paid for.

I really liked my $400 baby monitor, but now I have to pay extra for features it came with because the company did a R(etroactively) A(mended) P(urchase) E(xperience)

by Louis Rossmann August 19, 2024

Pushing p

It mean pushing penises in your mouth stay safe y’all

Is you pushing p?
Person: yes why
Pushing penises in you moth

Sorry didn’t finish the sentence

by Pushing p king January 29, 2022

p,lomkinjubhyvgtcfrxdezswaq

This is a word only typed by only the most insane person. You have gone so far into keyboard typing but not far into your work... this is the ninth level of boredness. 1. Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm 2.mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewQ 3. asdfghjklqwertyuiopzxcvbnm 4.qpwoeirutyalskdjfhgzmxncbv 5.qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmik,ol. 6. pl,okmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq 7. qazpl,wsxokmedcijnrfvuhbtgy 8.qzawxsecdrvftbgynhumji,ko.lp/;' 9.p,lomkinjubhyvgtcfrxdezswaq

teacher: Timmy are you doing your research report
Timmy: no I am looking up p,lomkinjubhyvgtcfrxdezswaq
teacher: what the hell you little sans skeleton

by Frisk from undertale March 15, 2024

qaswedfrtghyujkiol;p['

When you are bored to the absolute LIMIT, you search up different variations of "qwertyuiop" to ease your pain of doing your required work.

1: Man, I am bored, I should look up different variations of "qwertyuiop" such as "qaswedfrtghyujkiol;p'" to ease the pain of the never-ending and eternal suffering of the void this world is.
2: I think he's gone mental, bro.
3: Should we get him to a mental ward?

by Syembolism May 16, 2022

P-Middy

nickname from newspersons for Pippa Middleton.

P-Middy is the sister of Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge and has written books on party planning.

by Coop Dupe December 26, 2019

Danny p

A really good friend

" wow, that Danny p has got a nice friendly personality "

by You.knowwhohehe May 17, 2022