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old manned

A bowel movement characterized by loud grunting, deep exhale noises and an awful odor. Derived from old men who have no shame in public bathrooms who just let it go no matter who is the bathroom during or after.

-- often happens to mid 20s men who had too much to drink the night before. (Similar to beer shits but worse)
Dude, I just totally old manned the toilet in the bar!
by MikkBretly March 11, 2011
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Rubbing the old cake

When you have people coming over to visit and you want to ensure that they never visit again. Historically stems from people rubbing a slice of cake on the floor and dusty surfaces to ensure it tastes bad, leaving a 'bad taste' for the visitors.
Oh no, my family is coming over to visit. I guess we are going to be rubbing the old cake, again.
by tom-ed September 13, 2021
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Old Man Jeffrey

1. A way to tell somebody they are behind on the times, or out of touch. Old Man Jeffries can often be spotted by their use of basic or outdated internet services, especially dictionary-related ones.

2. A stereotypical old person i.e: liked things when they were younger, uses the word "Whippersnapper" excessively, and constantly complains about the spatial positioning of people he doesn't like in relation to his lawn, and usually where they should get.
Jimothy: "Hey, you know that neighbor down my street? The one who chased us with his walker?"
Chad: "Oh, you mean Old Man Jeffrey?"
Jimothy: "Hey, no need to be so mean...but yeah,"
by Old Man Jeffrey May 13, 2022
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Old Overholt

A top-notch Straight Rye Whiskey, distilled in Clermont, Kentucky. At 80 proof, this light-bodied aromatic delight goes great either with a classic whiskey cocktail, or neat and simple. It was the known whiskey of choice for the infamous gunfighter Doc Holliday.
Hey Bartender! I'll have an Old Overholt on the rocks, please.
by J.T. Spadafino February 11, 2013
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The old Irish backstop

Sexual term for when you promise to pull out before you nut then change your mind and stay inside
by Things that annoy me 161 March 12, 2019
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old school spice

man someone needs to do their shirt laundry, i’m smelling that old school spice, old we..
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