vitamin licker

a person (generally a man) who gains sexual pleasure from grotesqly and pervertedly licking everyday objects.

When Paul ran his tongue up and down the coat rack, everyone thought to themselves, "That Paul, he sure is one sick vitamin licker."

by Anonymous July 21, 2003

lickfuck

an exclamation.

What the lickfuck you talking about?

by Gre October 29, 2003

licking oranges

A secret word used by girls to say a guy is "looking gorgeous." This term originated when I told one of my friends that a guy i work with was looking gorgeous and she misunderstood me and thought i said "licking oranges"

" That guy over there is licking oranges!"

Johnny Depp is licking oranges!

by Weirdduck March 8, 2005

Schwantz Licker

Schwantz Licker is an ancient term used for anyone who is a douchebag, ass hole, jerk off, etc. Schwantz meaning dick or penis so it's the equivalent to calling someone a dick licker.

Kevin: Hey Chuck why are you a schwantz licker?

Chuck: I don't know why?

Kevin: Cause schwantz is a cock and you love licking cock.

by Kevin The Body December 16, 2008

lickyballbiatch

Any one individual that sucks on a mans testicles

You see that bitch Kara? She's a lickyballbiatch

by Anonymous October 5, 2003

Lickety split

Spreading the pussy lips with your tongue. That's the real meaning.

that girl is so fine I would eat her lickety split

by DrNorman March 10, 2016

fifo licker

it is a term associated with the word fifo.. it means a rug muncher, or a cunt sucker

ur such a fifo licker!

by a rondom person June 22, 2004