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Jesus is wonderful counselor mighty God everlasting father prince of peace #God is good
Like if your a believer
by Corgi time April 14, 2021
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Are You Preparing to meet Jesus?

A slang word for "are you ready to die?"
Johnny was walking slightly faster at the pool and the lifeguard said "Are you preparing to meet Jesus?"
by 69trainboi August 2, 2020
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Jesus

John: Why are you always talking about gaben dude.
Me: What gaben..... Oh you mean Jesus.
John: You are sick dude.

By Miramón aka mijamon.
by Elmija December 2, 2017
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jesus christ its

stands for Jesus Christ Insert Testicals in Sex sike naw.
by PedoPolice23 June 19, 2021
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Jesus loves you

A phrase used when someone wants to share the love of Jesus Christ, it is important to use this phrase in the correct context as some may become offended.

I've seen a lot of sorry and disrespectful definitions so I thought I would do the phrase justice, I might get downvoted for this but as the scriptures say "If the world hate you, ye know that it hated me before it hated you." (John 15:18-19).
-Hi, how has your day been
-Not very good
-Oh, I hope it gets better, Jesus loves you.
-Thank you
by rayfire1234 October 10, 2024
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Jesus is him
by babywyd August 31, 2024
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