J C K

have you ever seen an icon? no not one from a computer. Or a brand. I mean a person. A person iconic enough to be a brand. Three. Why is it the perfect number? Three parts of an atom. Three parts of a mind. Three parts of a heart. Three parts of a brain. These are all signifant facts, but the real reason its the perfect number: Three parts of his initials. Women shrivel in J C K's presence, for they know they can never have him. Cause they're not good enough for him. No one is. Not even J C K is good enough for J C K. Plato's perfect form of icon was not chrome. or maccy d's. It was J C K. So next time you step into macdonalds, or open chrome, just remember. you're actually stepping into or opening up J CK.

"Don't use chrome. it's an outdtated webserver. Use J C K instead. he overheats easier (clicks tongue and winks) but has more memory and ram space, but most importantly is far more iconic

by Live in Excess September 25, 2022

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Andrew J-C

Andrew is a someone that looks at you with a truly genuine gaze in their eyes. He will make you know what it feels like to be so tightly held by the heart that everything else fades away. He's a man of truth and insight; someone who seems to always have the right answer to everything. He leans into people and makes sure they know he's listening passionately to what they have to say. He's full of love to give to the earth and the earth happily receives it.

"What was the name of that truly terrific guy you were seeing?"

"Andrew J-C."

"Oh yea okay."

by person420420 October 2, 2022

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