vanity gay

A gay person who is attractive until they open their mouth. A vanity gay typically has a great physical appearance but is intellectually challenged.

He is clearly a vanity gay. He is like my stainless steel toolbox. It is very shiny but, when you open it up, there is nothing inside.

by Urban Donkey September 1, 2013

gay coincidence

When a straight male or female says to members of the same sex, something that could be taken as gay, but wasn't intended to be, or was the result of a misspoken word.

(playing disc golf, trying to figure out a celebration for getting a hole in one) "Hey man, we should slap our dicks together (he meant to say "DISCS")"... LOL.. that was a GAY COINCIDENCE"

Note: an individual who is gay, cannot have a gay coincidence, it would be a "gay-on-purpose", by default.

by Kushasaurus October 17, 2013

Gay dinosaur

Georgenotfound

"IM.....a gay dinosaur "

by Pastasoupooooooo November 24, 2021

Gay Rhys

Rhys is 100% gay and he can’t even deny his everlasting love for his friend

Gay rhys likes men

by The_straight_man November 23, 2021

gay crisis

An alternative to “gay panic” which is sometimes used by queer people to describe when they see a cute person that they want to talk to, but don’t at the same time. Gay panic is also a term used by homophobes to get a lighter sentence with hate crimes, claiming that they were afraid that the gay/trans person would harm them. It is better to use Gay Crisis as it is not a term used by homophobes to excuse themselves from hate crimes

That guy over there is so cute! I’m having a gay crisis!

by DatTransBiGuy June 19, 2023

gay person

For the awnser, look in the mirror

Oh frick there's a gay person in my mirror

by 🥲I miss 2006🥲 March 10, 2023

Gay Saturday

It’s the first Saturday of the month, in which straight people can do gay stuff, but that doesn’t make them gay.

Joe: “Wanna come suck my dick this Saturday?”
Mike: “Ayo bro I ain’t gay”
Joe: “Don‘t worry, it’s Gay Saturday!”

by tny.gbr April 1, 2023