anal douche

The act of sqeezing out the resulting water from an "anal opener"...Therefore cleansing the colon with river or lake water or the like.

"I totally got an anal douche when I busted out the anal opener off the high dive!"

by brookie brooks August 26, 2006

Nasal Douche

When one is drinking a beverage of any type and hears something ridiculously funny, it forces the liquid into the nasal cavity and throat and out the nostrils accompanied by choking, watery eyes, an empty drink and more laughter.

Note: Can be a slight bit painful if the liquid being consumed is an alcoholic beverage or a soda pop as it burns your nasal cavity a bit on exit.

"Dude stop making me laugh you totally just made me "Nasal Douche" with that last one and its burning my nostrils!"

by Born Flippy September 23, 2009

Twinkle douche

A gay person who has a passion for penis

look at him he's such a twinkle douche

by xTittiz November 18, 2011

man-douche

man-douche. ( moosh )To clense the hot sweety sticky feeling (some times caused by hot summer days) in the crack or taint . Known too increase after a bowl movement where inproper wipeing and or clensing was done.....

Dude I feel very unfresh, I need to go moosh. (man-douche)

by doc h November 10, 2007

Cock Holding Mega Douche

YOU

You fucking no good trailer trash Cock Holding Mega Douche!!

by Leon Scott Kennedy May 1, 2011

can of douche

someone who is a douche bag in the worst possible way.

"Jesse is such a can of douche for egging your car"

"If douche came in a can, Chip would be in that can. Can of douche is what they would call him"

by the BORDAWG April 19, 2006

Captain Douche Bag!

He is the founding last super hero of our time! He plays golf with freckled kids! He likes to Break Bread and go Water Fishing! His powers are dance to Techno music with hot chicks! He then Cleans his fridge with Fabric softner and yells at crocidiles because they have too much teeth and never see the dentist!

Little Boy: oh my god some buddy kill me!

Captain Douche Bag: how about no dumass! maybe you should be happy fuck face!

Little Boy: why captain douche bag no one likes me!

Captain Douche Bag: cause your a pussy!

Little Boy: im really sorry sir! i promise to stop wetting the bed!

Captain Douche Bag: good now go protect the planet from Beastiality Porn!!!

THEME SONG!

Captain Douche Bag is a fucking guy with a mask!
He'll eat the rest of the Steak Sauce!
Then he will cry you nothing cause you suck!
Watch out its Captain Douche Bag!

Captain Douche Bag is a fucking guy with a cape!
He'll do back flips on chicken tenders from Hot'n Now!
Then he will pee on your bed blaming it on you!!!
Watch out its Captain Douche Bag!

Kids: We love Captain Douche Bag!! YAY!!!!!!

Captain Douche Bag is a fucking hero with Attitude!!!
He'll race you to the Laundry Mat!! And wash his clothes!
Then he will burn the Kmart store down! cause it sucks!!!
Watch out its Captain Douche Bag!

Watch out its Captain Douche Bag!
Watch out its Captain Douche Bag!
Watch out its Captain Douche Bag!

by james franks the 3rd October 31, 2005