Cum dump

During sex you dump your girlfriend right after you cum on her or inside her

Bro, me and Jessica ain't together anymore because I cum dumped her yesterday....... after we got done having sex I shot my load on her and said : we should start seeing other people

by Anonymous-person August 26, 2022

Cum Dump

A place of storage for excessive amounts of male ejaculate. (Usually a females private parts) sometimes in the belly, rectum, or mouth of said female. This girl exclusively refers to all males as "daddy" and will beg to get her holes filled regardless of the situation or surroundings she's in.

Hey, I went to Sarah's last night to give her a condolences card about her grandpa that just died. She opened the door and immediately dropped to her knees to deepthroat me. I wiped the fun off with the card. It would have been a better story if she wasnt underaged and wasn't her 65 year old uncle. My neice is a legitamate cum dump

by BallHogMike July 8, 2018

cum fiesta

Largely similar to standard masturbation, but presumably more vigorous and, well, festive. Think of it as the Memorial Day of auto-eroticism.

You guys have a good time tonight, I'm just going to stay here, watch the O'Reilly factor, maybe later have a cum fiesta.

by Finneagan Cyril von Vandehagan August 7, 2006

cum-holes

cum-holes are a guy's mouth and asshole.

My roomie, Matt, uses both my cum-holes every day!

by USAF Cadet August 27, 2021

Dark Cum

When you shit out your dick hole. Dark Cum only comes out of your dick when you are jacking off and feel like you have to shit. When you feel like you are cumming, you look down and see mysterious chocolate liquid coming out of your dick. This mysterious chocolate liquid is really Dark Cum. Dark Cum usually occurs after eating lots of Chinese food.

Grant got super horny and started jacking off to a naked chick making chocolate sauce. After jacking it for about three minutes, he thinks he is about to cum. He looks down and sees a mysterious chocolate liquid coming out of his dick and screams,"Shit! Dark Cum is going all over my leather pants!"

by Shuiefer Dark Cum Stallion January 25, 2008

santa cum

When a girl is giving a guy head and the guy pulls out his dick two seconds before he finishes, and he cums all over her chin. He also calls her a "Hoe Hoe Hoe"

Dude I was fucking my girlfriend and i told her to give me head, and i totally pulled a santa cum on her face!

by AyssaKayyoTM January 14, 2008

cum burger

dried seamen/spirm/cum

Jacob left a cum burger on himself after he got done jacking off to 'The Ozbornes'

by FuckYall May 14, 2004