mustard cream

When you hit that millionth nut and get that holy nut(A.K.A gold nut).

Bro, I Mustard Creamed all over your sister.

by Porn_Nut December 26, 2020

Irish cream

When one cum's onto a sheep's back than proceeds to put the animal in a bus school and ram it full speed into a hospital wall.

Man two irish creams alone this year, what has the world became.

by Magnus Tata December 31, 2020

ohio cream pie

When a guy from Ohio ejaculates inside any orifice.

“Last night, Britton gave me one of his world famous Ohio Cream Pies!”

by JojoMelons February 6, 2021

cold cream pie

When sperm is frozen in an ice cube mold and it is inserted in the vagina prior to sex

Azarius needed to cool off on a hot July afternoon, so he gave Karen a cold cream pie to cool off her sweaty vagina.

by Azarius Jenkins February 8, 2021

muckers cream

Muckers cream is a foul thick brown poo like substance which is featured on dick&doms bungalow.

You fancy a bit of muckers cream mate.

by Frasslerdez February 13, 2021

Salami cream pie

The act of getting but fucked by two guys and another guy shoving his pecker down your throat all whilst getting filled with jiz.

Will bill: You missed it Michael I had me a good ole salami cream pie last night.
Michael : yea I know I was the leader , you was passed out drunk so me and a couple of my boys gave you a salami cream pie.

by Chop stick jack February 17, 2021

Ice Cream Sandwich

a sex position were to big brolic black guys fuck one skinny white guy.

"Requis ice cream sandwiched jerry"

by somedumbshitwhiteguy February 22, 2021