Swass Chocolate

The act of placing chocolate between ones ass cheeks and sitting on it all day so that it melts into a form of lava cake which your partner then licks out of your ass at the end of the day.
"Honey, can you make swass chocolate for tonight?"
"Boys, guess what? My wife made swass chocolate last night, you gotta try it. YUM."
by Buttstuf420 March 02, 2022
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Princess chocolates

Euphemism

1. A term used to affectionately describe a cute girl’s defecations, specifically ones that are small and round, preferably with no bits of corn in them.
“Ew… I still got bits of her princess chocolates stuck in my teeth from last night.”
by Asriel___LOVER June 15, 2025
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Chocolate tampon

A completely useless item or person
The new apprentice is as much use as a chocolate tampon
by Snoopmog October 09, 2022
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Something really fucked up you don't wanna no or you will end up committing suicide ten times over I mean fuck it's really fucking terriable. 🤢🤢🤢🤢😩😫😤😶
Betty crockers moist chocolate cake will become Betty crockers moist chocolate cake
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Chocolate Surprise

Getting diarrhea in your face while giving a rimjob.
I was eating her ass like groceries when I got a chocolate surprise. {rimjob} {shit}
by SilverSheilds March 25, 2018
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chocolate surprise

during the process of eating ass the person receiving sneezes or coughs leaving poop freckles on the providers face
last night i was eating jessica’s ass when she fuckin gave me a chocolate surprise
by xX_BEANZ_Xx May 04, 2020
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Chocolate surprise

When an morbid obese sits nude on someone’s face and rip ass.
Yo, look porky the pig is giving Rocky Mountains a chocolate surprise.
by Android__64/99.21.44 April 19, 2020
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