Chocolate Dip-stick

The act of inserting one's penis deep into the anal cavity and pulling out to see it covered in brown fecal matter.

John: Man last night was rough...
Tyler: What happened?
John: My girl wanted to try anal last night and she got shit all over my dick!

Tlyer: Ha! You got a Chocolate Dip-stick

by MR.MANGUY667 June 07, 2022

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chocolate covered turtle

A female breast, covered in chocolate

I was having sex with Jenna, and I licked her chocolate covered turtle

by Black Man Named Bludge January 31, 2016

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Chocolate Frosted Fart

When you fart on your cocoa pebbles and cum (loudly)

Person 1: I heard this morning was wild for you
Person 2: Yeah, I had a chocolate frosted fart!!

by Boah4 September 22, 2022

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chocolate tent

Trying to fart under the blanket in attempts to stink out the person you're sharing a blanket with gone horribly wrong.

A variation of Dutch Oven where shits instead of farts.

I tried ti Dutch oven your mom and it turned into a chocolate tent.

by Jack Dang3r August 09, 2015

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Triple Chocolate Divorce

A romantic couple that covers each other entirely in chocolate then make love, after it is finished they get divorced because their marriage was a horrible idea

Did you hear about Kevin? He and his wife did a triple chocolate divorce

by AverageCanadian7567 March 08, 2023

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