Build-A-Bear

When the dude isn’t fully erect so you gotta stuff his penis inside so he can get it going.

He had whiskey dick so I had to assist getting it inside me by stuffing it into my vagina hole with my fingers. It brought back memories of going to Build-A-Bear at the mall.

by The Vulgar Mystic July 6, 2022

Bear Boy Bruce Jr.

nickname for Virginia Governor and US Senator George Allen

Bear Boy Bruce Jr. went to the college Thomas Jefferson made.

by Coop Dupe June 17, 2018

Bears

a very, very, very dangerous animal

I want the bears to be my pet.

by Harry Skywalker May 29, 2016

bear bite

CB Radio slang for "traffic ticket". So called because police officers are known as "Smokey Bears" (or just "smokies" or "bears") due to their wearing of campaign hats.

Smokey caught me doin' 60 in a 55 so he gave me a bear bite

by Russellsroughneck September 15, 2022

Bear Grylls

Adj. - someone who is way to loyal to their fans, even allowing them to control his actions whilst in the wild

I don't want to name my child The Enigma but my followers have decided.

You are such a Bear Grylls.

by the_fallen_angel August 23, 2023

polar bear head

A blow job involving cold hands and lots of teeth.

I was looking forward to some nice love making, but my wife decided she would give me a blow job instead. Her hands were freezing and she used her teeth too much, it turned to be a polar bear head.

by kuato_dies February 22, 2014

Non-Polar Bear

A two-headed polar bear, like a Pushmi-Pullyu, as seen in the CrashCourse Chemistry episode, Polar and Non-Polar Molecules.

Me: What is that two-headed polar bear? It looks cursed!
My chemistry teacher: It honestly reminds me of the Pushmi-Pullyu from Dr. Dolittle.

Me: Guess I should call it a non-polar bear.

by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 March 2, 2023