take a spit

1)to take a cigarette break / taking a drag of a smokable substance

2) to be spat on
1) •"gonna take a spit" he said while exiting the building
• "take a spit'" they said while passing *smokable substance*
by YourHolySpirit March 06, 2022
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Taking a Log

Shiting out a massive piece of feces about the size of someone’s forearm
Taking a log means pooping out one of the biggest pieces of shit you’ve taken
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Taking the DM Bait

When someone "accidentally" texts someone or messages them on social media, but has a plan to work on them to get in their pants.
I butt dialed her to see if she would end up taking the DM bait. She responded and we started talking about what she wants in a man and then I played the game and she gave it up to me and took the bait.
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A metaphor for masturbation. The term was popularized by the famous shockjock Bubba the Love Sponge as a radio friendly term for the touchy subject of masturbation.
I couldn’t get any poontang last night so I had to take the badguy around the corner.
by Dean Gallberry May 18, 2019
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Take everything I have

Iiiiiiit... Had better not... Because I am not against doing the same to someone else...
Hym "Speaking of daughters, yours can 'take everything I have.' And I know, you struggle with interpretation so I'll spell it out for you: I mean both my weiner and seed. She can take it all. I'm speaking euphemistically about sex with your daughter. As opposed to literally."
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taking the George

also taking the george micheal, ie taking the michieal or mickey.. to take a rise out of someone
look at what he's worn to the wedding............. is he taking the George
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Take yo ass to church.

Every person heard this once in your life. If you cant FIGURE OUT WHATS MISSING, TAKE YO ASS TO CHURCH.
1:I need to go back to the bar and post up.
2:For What?
1:I think better there.
2:What you need to do is take yo ass to church. The bar may be there still afterwards. Plus it quieter than the bar.
1:Bitch will you get off my case and let me drink for once!
2: your choice.
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