Michael Wayne kurck

a guy that cheats , has side chicks , doesn’t know what love really is , and yet says he loves ppl. He’s kinda dumb /stupid sometimes. Messes up good relationships. His last girlfriend is a fucked up bipolar chick, who thinks she’s super ugly. Good life. Guess so

Michael Wayne kurck- needs to learn how to treat his one and only better

other ppl- definitely

by Vanwinkle April 18, 2019

Pull a Michael Knight

Pulling a Michael Knight: Grabbing someone by their shirt collar and prop them up against a wall when you are angry with them. Typically followed by some verbal threat of some type. Often used as a tactic by Michael Knight in the award wining 1980's Knight Rider Television series.

Joe was refusing to give me my CDs back so I had to "Pull a Michael Knight" on him to get them back!

by Zatara74 July 11, 2011

Michael

To find out if YOU are a Michael, ask yourself the following questions:
"Am I a noob?"
"Do I want to be like my friend's girlfriend because she's cool?"
"Am I bad at Fortnite?"
"Do I fail a lot?"
If you answered YES to all of these, you are a Michael. Too bad.

Person A: My friend challenged me to a 1V1 earlier, but he failed at 11 kills to 1.
Person B: Maybe your friend is a Michael.

by notanoob101 July 26, 2018

michael from og.starmic

literally the greatest human being on planet earth, there are literally no words in the entire universe to describe how amazing of a human being in all the multiverses. every parallel universe he is just better, always the best person, way better than i, haylie, is okay? anything he says to dispute that is cap.

haylie: michael from og.starmic is the best human being in the entire world
michael: no im not, you're better
haylie: cap

by wynter lilie November 8, 2020

Michael A.S.

Good at all sports 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Michael A.S. : yooooooo look at that cat that thing did a flip
Everyone else: *dies of laughter*

by Dog_water69420 February 28, 2021

Michael

Michael is a big black man actually he’s small black man because he’s petite and tiny.

Person: Who in the freak is Michael

Me: A small blackish man that’s kinda acoustic
Person: Ohajaoajh

by whateverboi December 6, 2023

Michael Magz

This term signifies extreme bitterness, often exhibited in unpredictable behavior, including suddenly speaking negatively about others despite previous friendly interactions

Watch out for John, he can be a real Michael Magz sometimes, turning on his friends without warning

by Inini February 27, 2024