Michael

Michael is the type a man to stick his dick in lawnmower and cry when it hurts. Like bro shut the fuck up. He has no life, no friends, nothing. He’s also probably either Red Headed or Blonde. He will talk about girl in your face, and is a lying cheat. Do NOT find a Michael.

Girl 1: OMG look it’s Michael!

Girl 2: Girl no do NOT! Michael is an asshole!

by lxserings December 5, 2021

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Reverse Michael Jackson

To give girl with very white skin a very dark hickey. So dark it’s basically black.

She had a good time recently, bitch had a huge reverse Michael Jackson right on her chest.

by Avangaline July 12, 2018

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Michael Jackson

Someone who I wouldn’t want near my kids

Bob: Who is that?
Eddy: Michael Jackson
Bob: Shit, better hide the kids

by minoyoyoyoe August 21, 2024

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michael renfer

The best octane main in the world

michael renfer

by super cool man January 17, 2023

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Michael

Michael isn’t a very nice guy. He has big bushy eyebrows and every time you ask to pluck them he slaps you in the face. If you spell it M I C H E A L he’ll also slap you in the face. Don’t befriend Michael.

Hey guys… did you hear? Michael’s been such an asswipe recently…

by NovaRocks April 5, 2022

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