John F. Kennedy

The greatest president ever. You would be dead without him.

Little boy you would not be here without John F. Kennedy

by JohnF.KennedySavedUs June 11, 2023

Frosted long John

A Frosted Long John is when someone (usually a male) takes a shit and then ejaculates on top of the turd. Leaving a layer of “frosting” on top.

I was having sex with Maria and to finish out the night I left a steaming hot Frosted Long John on her chest.

by Mr. McPeterson February 24, 2023

Dear John Letter

A break up letter sent to a girl's significant other. Generally used in military relationships, while the man is deployed for a long period of time. Usually, Dear John letters are reserved for bitches who can't be proud of their man who is risking his life to protect his country.

She started sleeping around with other guys while her fiance was deployed to Afghanistan, so she wrote him a Dear John letter to break off the engagement.

by Proudofmysoldier September 11, 2011

azn john

The supreme azn who rules the world; Asian Invasion;

"Look, the azn john is here, wendy! You must bow to him."

by John February 7, 2005

tommy john surgery

When a woman over 35 gets breast enhancement surgery. Like an aging pitcher, she's looking to get back the 'mound presence' she had as a younger woman.

When Janette realized she still hadn't yoked a man with the one ring of doom, and the big 3-5 was right around the corner, she booked herself an appointment for Tommy John Surgery.

Demi Moore defies aging by working out like a champ, and still hasn't needed Tommy John Surgery

by Blabbidy July 9, 2011

Liquid Long Johns

The alcoholic sweater you wear on the inside, often giving you "warmth" in a number of drunk situations... mostly used in cases of courage or extreme stupidity...

Katie, the tube-top wearing, miniskirt-sporting hoochie mama took 8 shots of vodka and climbed into her liquid long johns, allowing her to brave the sub zero temperatures outside, thus leaving her jacket at home.

by megunami July 1, 2009

andrew john hurley

the drummer for fall out boy as of take this to your grave
he is a straightedge vegan who's drumming idol is
dave lombardo from slayer

he's number 5 on my drum god list

also
he never spins his sticks

because only bad drummers do it

to cover up how bad they are.

hey did you see andrew john hurley spinning his drumsticks at the fall out boy concert last night?

what are you talking about? only bad drummers spin their stick!! his pinkie never even came off the butt dumbass!!

by codork May 28, 2009