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J-net

Abbreviation for the name Janette, meaning super cool human. Fun, strong, reliable, kind and thoughtful. Good thinker and stable character. Loves to dance, tell ridiculous but true stories, laugh with friends and drink gin. May be partial to a unicorn, rainbows and being called Janice!
Hahaha J-net I’ve just wet myself you’re so funny!
by Louch July 25, 2018
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the j

PERSON 1: yo, whats your sexuality?
PERSON 2: the j
PERSON 1: so you're gay?
PERSON 2: HELL YEAH
by fu1112 January 6, 2023
mugGet the the jmug.

the j

the j 😭😭😭 spunglebob the j 💔💔
omg the j... NOOOO
by definitely not georgie oh no November 3, 2021
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J. Cole

J. Cole is the goat!
by 370HS$V July 14, 2022
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VBP&J

When a VBP (vulva-bearing person) has sex on their period.
"My period started today. Wanna make a VBP&J?"
by Jonathan the sheep December 28, 2021
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J-Brauning

A verb meaning to put random, meaningless items in a persons shopping bag e.g. ink cartridges, staples, glasses, gloves, etc. It usually happens by a cashier to a customer. The victim is ALWAYS unaware of their "gifts".... until they go home and discover the prank.
Person 1: "How was your work today?" Boring as usual?"
Person 2: " Aww hell nah! I was J-Brauning customers all night yo! I J-Brauned a bunch of people!"
Person 1: " what? You were doing what?"
Person 2: "You don't know what J-Brauning is flamey? It's when you put random shit in a customers bag, unbeknownst to them. I gave away tons to garbage to all these shakers and drunks! Gave away about 3 prescription glasses from our lost in found!....fuck them idiots!"
by Bill Butterfield November 11, 2020
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M+J

What were their names? I think it was M+J
by TheAfroAlien April 4, 2025
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