scp-666.5-J

a dish of food served at a party in one of the SCP sites that makes your asshole go through multiple localized XK-Class scenarios. You don't die, you just really wish you do as this is happening.
D-(number): oh shit was that a SCP-666.5-J? Oh god oh shit fuck shit AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
D-(different number): actually it's "666 and a half -J," and also you one unlucky sonofabitch.
by fuck off nosy ass prick December 12, 2021
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J's Stage

The stage in a man's life where he spends the majority of his life. This stage is where a man has a job and some money but his mentality is still very immature. He only cares about; what he wears, how he looks, how is publicly perceived, what his friends think, how many hoes he has, playing games romantically and his appearance on social media. Also known as the "Keeping up w/the Jones's"era. Always only wearing Jordans and name brand. Posting receipts and stacks of cash on socials. (Generally a bunch of dollar bills wrapped in a few hundreds or twenties. Spending all his money on name brand clothes and stacking debt. Rather than saving, planning for retirement, investing or buying items that hold true equity. This stage usually last until mid 30's to early 40's and is accompanied by 1 if not 2 baby mama's.
Babe, I love you! I promise, I'm past my J's stage, I want to build a life with you and buy a home. 🤣
Or
I need a man who is not stuck in his J's stage!

Or
Nah girl, it ain't serious. That boy still in his J's stage. On to the next.
by Linksjamar March 24, 2024
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j-russin

going to compete in a sporting event, but making up a dumb excuse to not play, because you are afraid of the competition.
Yo how did Phil do against the Compton Warriors

He didnt play

Why?

He was j-russin
by Lucci December 10, 2006
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J bean

J bean is a kind boy with a big heart also he smokes cocaine daily.
J bean is a good boy
by heaviest kid goin🤘🏾 November 12, 2022
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J-PRO

“is that a goat nvm it’s just J-PRO”
by Jpro Fan September 11, 2021
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VBP&J

When a VBP (vulva-bearing person) has sex on their period.
"My period started today. Wanna make a VBP&J?"
by Jonathan the sheep December 29, 2021
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J. Gates

Slang for someone who is a shade or an all around liability. Also see melt and niglet.
Look at that jackass acting like a melt.
Yeah, he's being a J. Gates.
Oh, that makes sense.
by Webster138 September 12, 2008
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