Midnight milk drinker

A lazy person who will pay extra money for milk buying it at midnight at a gas station instead buying it during the day like a functioning person

Larry is nothing but a midnight milk drinker that why he is always broke

by Mtg187 August 7, 2022

Milk

Something your dad went to get 7 years ago.

My dad went to get milk, he said he will be back soon.

by Pocket cock April 3, 2019

Milk

cow juice

Lad: Ayy dude, pass me the milk of cows.

by Ludwig Von Koopay September 7, 2019

s1lent milk

Jerking off onto someone's face while they're sleeping and being as silent as possible so you don't wake them.

Guy 1: My girl wouldn't let me creampie her last night so when she fell asleep I s1lent milked her.
Guy 2: Nice dude!
*both high five each other

by Milky234 May 31, 2016

Milk bottle shoulders

A person who doesn't like to take or take on responsibility. Not broad shouldered similar to a milk bottle

Pete got milk bottle shoulders the a lazy twat

by Lazygit April 21, 2023

Meat milking

A male is Jacking off, till he milks his meat

Are you meat milking?

Are you a meat milker?

by Meat milker January 13, 2017

Milk

Something my dad went to get and never came back with.

Okay I be right back I forgot the milk from the store.

by Dabhardmoore April 30, 2020