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jesus christ its

stands for Jesus Christ Insert Testicals in Sex sike naw.
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Are You Preparing to meet Jesus?

A slang word for "are you ready to die?"
Johnny was walking slightly faster at the pool and the lifeguard said "Are you preparing to meet Jesus?"
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Jesus

My friend who has the same initials as Jesus Christ
My friend is Jesus reincarnated
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Jesus

Jesus is wonderful counselor mighty God everlasting father prince of peace #God is good
Like if your a believer
by Corgi time April 14, 2021
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Monkey Jesus

Mooooooooonnnnnkaaaaaay jeeeeeesssssuuuuuusssss!! 🎶

Jesus monkey Christ on a stick!” — When frightened

We made a song but forgot…
Monkey Jesus is used In English when your bored
by Clarius and Darius December 10, 2023
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Jesus

Jesus: A misspelling of; Ye Zeus.
How do you think Plato voted?
Ye Zeus.
Oh Jesus! Better call Sparta.
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Jesus

A word that sounds like "gee, sus"
AMONG US!

Jesus...
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