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Smartphone Face

Sagging of the jaw/chin due to constantly looking down at a smartphone.
The girl on the bus intently texting on her iPhone seemed to have developed a smartphone face.

Roy wants surgery to correct his smartphone face.
by GWG October 26, 2012
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dick in the face

The phrase "dick in the face" can be used to describe any back-handed, slap in the face, outrageous action by an individual, organization, or God. An act that is like a "dick in the face" is usually unexpected, unwarranted, and seriously unpleasant like being suddenly slapped by a dick. The term was invented when a Boston University History major tried to say "what a dickwad" and "what a slap in the face" at the same time.
P1: Joe promised Lauren that if she agreed to the divorce, she could keep the dog, but after she signed the preliminary papers, he took her to court to get the dog.
P2: Jesus, what a dick in the face!

P1: I saw a guy drop a twenty so I ran after him to give it back. He accused me of pick pocketing and told a cop I stole it!
P2: Did you get in trouble?
P1: No, the cop saw the whole thing but still, what a real dick in the face!
by AnnAldis December 14, 2012
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Becca Face

A look of pure terror; Deer in headlights.
Haha, that joke gave her a Becca Face!
by BlackStarNinja1 December 17, 2012
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Drunk faced

Similar to being Drunk Dialed, it's when someone posts a drunken message on a social site, like Facebook. (Could also be loosely applied to text messages.) Qualifiers are 1) the person who sent the message was drunk when they sent it and 2) the message content is something that they would not have sent if they were sober and usually stated with great feeling.
"My ex-girlfriend drunk faced me last night on my Wall that she wanted me to come over to her apartment for a blowjob, and now my wife thinks I'm cheating on her!"
by Shiroto January 11, 2012
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Face Numbered

When being denied by face or numbers, being face numbered, or numbered in the face.

- May only be used by persons named Mike and / or Teresa.
- If used by parties not named Mike and / Teresa, said party has just been face numbered
-Mike: Haha did you see that jerkoff get face numbered when he asked to get that girls digits?
-Teresa: haha yea, he totally got numbered in his face...numbered

- Party not named Mike and/or Teresa: Haha wow someone got Face Numbered!

- Mike and/or Teresa: You just got Face Numbered by Face Numbered when trying to Number someone else Face...numbered. Asshole
by Mcingo July 6, 2011
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Foam Face

A foamy mixture of saliva and semen as an occasional byproduct of vigorous oral sex. Depending on context, may imply that multiple contributors of semen have been involved.
Mitch is such a bitch ass foam face. Everyone takes advantage of him.
by RoyalWords January 30, 2021
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Swinky Face

You add it at the end of a sentence and make it... interesting...
Also it means sexy winky face, buts its open to interpretation
I am just in love your dog... swinky face
by adnsdkfjnjfdsvkclfewra May 8, 2022
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