eating lunch

A slang term for the sexual activity of cunnilingus. While the word 'lunch' simply refers to the vagina itself, it is only used after the verb 'to eat' in any of its forms and tenses. Eating lunch can be performed in both heterosexual and lesbian acts.

Infinitive: Do you want to eat my lunch?
Present tense: I eat lunch very well, according to my girlfriend.
Past tense: I was chatting up this cutie at the bar yesterday, I took her home and ate her lunch.
Future tense: I can't wait for my date with this girl tonight, I am really hoping that I will eat her lunch.
Present continuous tense: Baby keep going, you're eating lunch real nice.

by gorkieboys3000 October 29, 2023

Eat A Vegan Day

Every other 19th of the month, you have the right to eat a vegan; They can’t defend themselves.

-GORGE! It’s eat a vegan day

-Fuck yeah!

by Fëlít June 26, 2022

eat the mouse

To be stupid, dumb, unintelligent, or unaware. Best used as an accusation

Past tense: “ate the mouse”

“bro how did you not know that she went to our school? you ate the mouse fr.”
“i knew! i swear i didn’t eat the mouse”

by slumpchump March 31, 2024

Kinda eats

1. Used to call someone hot.
2. Used to describe that food is very good.

1. William is kinda eats.
2. Dinner tonight was kinda eats.

by Th3Gl1zzyG0bl1n May 8, 2022

Eat out

To eat not at home. What did you think it was?

I'm very thirsty and hungry, so ill eat out

by Inni84 February 25, 2024

National Eat Ass Day

On April 13, it’s National Eat Ass Day where everyone eats ass

Doctor: “you have pinkeye”
Me: “it’s okay it was National Eat Ass Day”

by Crystoops April 12, 2019

eats more than caseoh

When something ‘eats’ it’s really good. Caseoh (the gif) (an YouTuber) eats lots of food so when something eats more than caseoh it ‘eats’ a lot aka is really really good.

Eg. Your outfit eats more than caseoh!

by Lululemon girl January 14, 2025