meatless boner

Meatless boner: a female vegetarian who likes a big male erection (aka a boner) to ride.
Meatless boner: As the saying goes 'female vegetarians, they don't like the meat but they sure like the bone!'
by benapisbrox January 30, 2012
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Lone Boner

A lone Boner is a very lonly guy who never gets sex for getting dumped by a girlfriend or some shit.
i'm feeling like a lone boner because my girlfriend never came here
by tuckboi February 09, 2022
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Boner Jenga

A hardcore variation of the game Jenga where you aren't allowed to use your hands to touch the blocks, nor can you use your hands to manipulate other things to touch the blocks. Typically the penis is used to push the blocks out, but you could also use your mouth/tongue as well(not advised).
Me and the boys were playing Boner Jenga all night yesterday.
by AnelBead June 03, 2024
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Costume Boner

A term meant to be used with the movie "The Avengers", a costume boner refers to any point in the movie where Loki's long-horned helmet and cape suddenly appear. This usually happens when he is exerting some type of power, such as when he instructs an entire crowd of people to bow to him and they obey. Much like a penis might become erect when the average male gets excited, Loki's costume tends to appear in similar events.
Hey look, Loki's kicking some ass! Oh look, another costume boner.
by Masked-Guardian February 12, 2013
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Cum boner

a boner with cum in it
"when eminem was born he congratulated the doctor" - some guy

"cum boners" - some other guy
by baloneybob April 07, 2023
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Termite-boner

The boner that a termite has when it gets a boner in its pants.
Gee, that termite sure has a huge termite-boner!!!
by Master P’s Theater January 28, 2024
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Brain Boner

The intense climatic feeling of exhilaration encountered when stimulated beyond arousal of the intellect; a hyper-focused state of mental masturbation.
He / She's got a Brain Boner for it, I can't believe how long he / she's been {watching, reading, listening, etcetera} this.
by Reibesac July 12, 2017
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