Bean

A person with a small wiener.But the nickname is beaner wiener.His best friend his buck dick Dom.Hes pretty popular.

Bean-hey guys
Dom-yo Beaner wiener
Bean-what up big dick

by Baseball428 May 23, 2018

Mr. Bean

His hobbies are eating babies, twerking, and selling illegal beans

Baby: *cries*
Mr. Bean: Yum!!

by SpiderGamer_17 November 5, 2019

Jelly bean

A cripple that can't use their legs
"if your disabled, just be able"

"look at that jelly bean"
CC:"isn't that a cripple?"

by Cripple kill November 17, 2020

Jordan Beans

a male, who is often confused with Superman, or a leopard. He is stealthy like an inflatable balloon, and is too scared to ride the Ferris Wheel. His favorite food is clam chowder, but he's still a really nice guy.

I just spilled Jordan Beans all over my mothers favorite machete.

by thelovelylittleladylamb April 9, 2011

baked beans.

a person who has reached the age of 57. hence the name Heinze'57'.

baked beans.

Dave: How olds your wife now, mate? Must be getting on a bit now.
Derreck: Baked beans, mate!
Dave: OH Heinze '57' is she?

by Olly Hall October 15, 2008

bean dip

"bean dip" a quote from the purcy Jackson musical

"bean dip" says bob the stinky step father

by material gworllllll February 6, 2022

Bean

Slang for clitoris.

"Hi bean" is a common greeting for lesbos

by J-stay June 21, 2017