Top Gear Maths

When you round up a number to the next most impressive figure specifically to make an impact.

Dave spent £857,945 on snacks last year. Using a little Top Gear Maths, that's a million pounds!

by TayBoop March 14, 2025

Top Heavy

A female so attractive from the waist up that her partner would finish before even continuing below the waist. Pretty face, great breasts and all the sexy attributes above the waist.

That blonde is so top heavy I’d finish before I got to third base.

by rancherogringo March 15, 2025

Top-Shelf Cunt

A woman who doesn’t go “below the waist”.

My partner is a top-shelf cunt.

by Leland451 November 24, 2021

Top cat

Top cat is an amazing female, good in the bed , crazy bitch in real life ! If u ever get u a top cat keep her ! She is also very athletic, smart , but evil

Hey you heard of the girl top cat ?

Hell yeah I heard she got fire cat

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Top

A girl sucking a man’s dick

If you wanna know more go to Spotify and search up took her to the O

Yo that bitch gave me some top last night, it was good

by Sigma gayer 69 May 27, 2023

Tip top

Vodka, lemonade, black current squash.

Bob: tip top
Bar dog: whats that
Bob: carmarthen special, you should know, they dont do it anywhere elce.

by Step lupid May 27, 2023

Top G

Top g tate is the Rizzly bear

It can be used to define a top guy

by Amdrew rong May 28, 2023