the most amazing boy in the world his favourite word is YEET and he loved pokemon cards in his early days and now is a fortnite geek :)
by komplexx January 19, 2021

Co worker#1: Hey man, do you want to go fishing with me on my new boat?
Co worker #2: I have to ask my wife first.
Co worker#1: Dont be an Alex! Grow a pair! Let’s go fishing!
Co worker #2: I have to ask my wife first.
Co worker#1: Dont be an Alex! Grow a pair! Let’s go fishing!
by Co worker #3 May 29, 2019

Who’s Alex Bunning and what’s the meaning you ask? Well, he’s a one off. A rare find. A catch. An absolute sort. Salty potato. Like gold dust. He’s both corrrrr blimey and how’s ya father. Proper corker and he’s a belter.
He’s fiercely loyal and kind. He’s generous. He’s a best friend and an impeccable and attentive lover. He will make you laugh, surprise you, and romance the hind legs off of you.
He has dimples to die for.
He will sweep you off of your feet and make you feel nothing but elation and ecstasy.
He’s got over 70 tattoos, a quirky skater boy dress sense, dimples that you could just melt into and he oozes sex appeal.
His teeth are perfect.
He doesn’t argue, he encourages your confidence and allows you to be your complete self.
Did I mention dimples?
I’d go as far as to say the man is utterly faultless.
He’s also mine... And only mine. And I’m incredibly proud to say that he is. I love him endlessly and he has without a doubt stolen my heart
He’s fiercely loyal and kind. He’s generous. He’s a best friend and an impeccable and attentive lover. He will make you laugh, surprise you, and romance the hind legs off of you.
He has dimples to die for.
He will sweep you off of your feet and make you feel nothing but elation and ecstasy.
He’s got over 70 tattoos, a quirky skater boy dress sense, dimples that you could just melt into and he oozes sex appeal.
His teeth are perfect.
He doesn’t argue, he encourages your confidence and allows you to be your complete self.
Did I mention dimples?
I’d go as far as to say the man is utterly faultless.
He’s also mine... And only mine. And I’m incredibly proud to say that he is. I love him endlessly and he has without a doubt stolen my heart
Person One: Is that Alex Bunning?!
Person Two: Sure looks like him, the dimple dude? Play it cool...
Person One: Yeah, I hear he belongs to Em Bryson? What an absolute sort he is
Person Two: You hear correctly, and yes, he sure is
Person Two: Sure looks like him, the dimple dude? Play it cool...
Person One: Yeah, I hear he belongs to Em Bryson? What an absolute sort he is
Person Two: You hear correctly, and yes, he sure is
by RedHeadEm46 February 19, 2021

someone who claimed that the only reason someone wouldn’t want to be his slave is an obstacle of depression that he can cure by arguing about his entitlement
Alex tried to enslave me, and when that didn’t work he criticized my “mind” for not thinking that he’s the greatest and godliest being that has ever survived birth.
by minutemade002 April 28, 2024

by DS1247 May 26, 2022

To insert your foot inside someone's rectal cavity for non-sexual enjoyment.
Akin to wearing a warm shoe.
Akin to wearing a warm shoe.
by Nedflix'n'Diddly February 17, 2024
