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Piss Midget

Noun: a small person the smells overwhelmingly of urine. They usually carry a cane and attempt to dance with random women in bars.
OMG, did you see that piss midget trying to dance with Jess? He came up behind her and was grinding on her while reaching his cane around her and moving it up and down like a rolling pin.
by Superdick1653 December 30, 2019
mugGet the Piss Midgetmug.

Piss

piss
by pisslover11 February 28, 2021
mugGet the Pissmug.

Shi-pissing

To shit and piss at once
MUM HELP I CANT STOP SHI-PISSING EVERYWHERE
by Khalifa westbrooke June 19, 2019
mugGet the Shi-pissingmug.

the pit of piss

Well,it’s a pit full of piss,that spans over 71 miles and is 50 miles deep,no one has defined what animal the piss belongs too,no one ever will
There are dangerous aquatic species at the bottom of the bit,and cat fish at the top,the public have started to put the unknown fish species in aquariums,but they tend to eat the other fish
Beware the pit of piss,it smells like piss
by Sparkle_gelatine September 14, 2024
mugGet the the pit of pissmug.

Piss Test

Name of an alcoholic drink that combines vodka (usually inexpensive) with Mountain Dew. Usually made out of a lack of other mixers left in the fridge.
Dude, were out of orange juice. Want to just make a couple of piss tests? I won't tell anyone.
by RememberSammyJankis September 23, 2017
mugGet the Piss Testmug.

Piss baby

A whiney man, that constantly plays the victim. They are a people pleasing know it all that will agree with everything you say to avoid getting their feelings hurt. Their name often starts with the letter D or K.

Common symptoms of a Piss baby include:

Typos

Full head of hair

Unoriginal jokes

Playing guitar
Saying ‘Nice Cock’

Strong desire to fly planes
by Ppboi69 April 2, 2025
mugGet the Piss babymug.

squirrel pissing

Guy: You did what with him?!?
Girl: Calm down, nothing happened. Stop squirrel pissing.
by That_Guy_Is_Awesome March 14, 2011
mugGet the squirrel pissingmug.

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