Parked

Boring, not going anywhere, slow moving (as in a parked car)

This class is so parked

by Backplant March 17, 2024

Double Parking Lot Surprise

When you're leaving a movie with your girl and she's wearing a miniskirt and out of nowhere you fist her vag and ass at the same time.

"Did you hear why Katie's having trouble walking? John gave her the double parking lot surprise after watching Mockingjay part 1!"

by patohoulahan March 28, 2015

sansom park

A small town in a Fort Worth Texas suburb. Meth heads and trailer trash is all you will find sprinkled with Hispanics . It would take the whole town to produce one full set of teeth.

Never a place for a vacation.

Do you know where to score some meth in Sansom Park?
Yes, try the game room.

by VET bitch December 28, 2016

ROSA PARKS

DID NOT give up her seat for a white man an got arrested

Male: Get up im going to sit her
Rosa parks: No you cunt
Male: Bitch get up
Rosa parks: nuh-uh
police arrest her

by LatinaMadonna October 14, 2023

Parked

Adj.

Modern slang meaning boring or uneventful; can be used to people or places.

Person 1: They aint really got nothing going on here besides Yeat's trash ass music

Person 2: Naw for real bruh this function parked as fuck

by snyplibitus May 13, 2024

parking lot bj

When an otto gets a blow job in a taco bell parking lot , by a attractive girl with big titties

did you see that otto . He got a parking lot bj last night in the taco bell parking lot by some hot chick.

by crank stick 70 February 17, 2015

Theme Park Giraffe

A massive Cunt

Oh you see jake paul over there? Yeah, it looks like he took after Theme Park Giraffe.

by a paeson November 23, 2021