Piss on his chips

Chips from a chippie getting pissed on

When a man walks home after drinking on a night out , he finds himself needing to relieve his bladder so he sets his chips that he purchased from a local takeaway on the floor, aims his penis at the chips and proceeds to piss allover his chips. He then shouts out in anger as he realises he cannot eat his chips. He checks his pockets and comes to the conclusion that he has no more cash for food, so he picks up his piss soaked chips and eats them.

He got PISS ON HIS CHIPS MATE

by The uriniser October 1, 2019

titty piss

when u hop on top of someone and they lactate all over u and ur mom

Maisy just titty pissed on Julie!!!!!!!

by hunnyboobearbitch October 5, 2019

Piss

When you get angry and on the toilet, you may shout “Im TAKING A FUCKING PISS!!!” when someone annoys you

Im getting pissed off.

by hdjdjhfd October 8, 2019

mystery piss

When you go to the bathroom with the lights turned of and just hope you're pissing in the toilet

Dude i just want to the bathroom and mystery pissed all over the bathroom

by Tractor Tom April 21, 2018

hydro piss

When a person clenched all of thier upper waist when having a piss, making the piss faster

Before my hydro piss, my piss would have been 20 seconds but was actually only 5

by Hydro wazz December 30, 2017

Piss Shit

The occurrence of taking a piss and suddenly having to shit at the same time.

I had to take a simple piss but wouldn't you know it...it turned out to be a whole piss shit.

by jim917 April 24, 2018

evil piss colored sour footballs

Pretty much the longer (and funnier) way to say lemons.
Abbreviation: E.P.C.S.F

Mom: Hey Hon, you got the lemons?
You: You mean the evil piss colored sour footballs?
Mom: ....I knew I should have aborted when I had the chance....
You: Yeah that´s a go-.......wait what???......

by eddsworldfanatic_plzhelpme November 20, 2018