A term used for Colorguard and Winterguard members .When you’re Young enough to still Participate in Drum corps (under 21) but have the bone structure and aches of a 90 year old person. Shin splits, knee problems, broken ankles, jammed fingers, pulled muscles and tendinitis is common when you’re Colorguard old. Generally used when You have been spinning since middle school or highschool, and are relatively young, but are old and feel as though you’re decaying physically.
Person 1: Man why are your Knees CRACKING like that during that squat?
Person 2: Bro that’s bc I’m weak and colorguard old.
Person 2: Bro that’s bc I’m weak and colorguard old.
by icantfeelyourtoes October 4, 2022
Get the Colorguard oldmug. The slang term read: moniker given by Gen Z-born kids to persons born prior to the establishment of Google on September 4th 1998
by Emotional Cruiser October 28, 2025
Get the oldmug. 
by griff_L2 September 29, 2023
Get the old raisinmug. derived from the cantonese saying lo5 yi5 fun1 fa1 (jyutping) which means a person is not hearing correctly, like someone old whose hearing has faded
My mum's so old ear distributes flower, I told her I had already eaten and she makes me lunch anyway.
by freakyfrozer January 25, 2012
Get the old ear distributes flowermug. A man that looks like old man Carl from the movie up also known as Michael 😂 he’s low key so stupid he’s a dick but he’s funny he’s always there for you in his own way
by ????$?$?$&!?&&?&!& July 5, 2022
Get the old man carlmug. When 1 more people stumble upon a foe (works better on 1 person) that they/them would love to have a physical conflict with and decide to take off their jackets and/or coats, then proceed to throw it on top of the enemy/foes head disrupting their vision and surrounding whilst they proceed to beat the shit out of them.
by deadmemecity September 8, 2020
Get the The old coat trickmug.