Gordon-Browned

To be chastised or harassed by a grumpy scotsman; can be shortened to 'Gordoned'

Ex. 1

Man1: Ah cannae believe it, the boss just gordon-browned for me for being 3 seconds late.

Ex. 2

That whinging Scot has been gordoning me for the last 15 minutes chrissakes.

by krrunch October 27, 2009

Brown Nuts

When a man's explosive diarhea splashes onto his ballsack

I should've know not to push so hard with diarhea... now I've got brown nuts

by manoman044321 July 10, 2011

drop brown

To defecate, to crap. Biblically, to "cover one's feet."

Skippy had a unique goal-- to drop brown in every stall on campus.

by Grodd February 1, 2008

Brown Mist

Term used to describe a particularly messy poo, consisting mostly of poo in its liquid form accompanied by some foul splutters of methane gas.
Brown mist is common the morning after a mess night of heavy consumption, or after eating something that upsets the stomach.

"I've got a dodgey stomach, need to do some brown mist"

guy 1: "have a nice dump?"
guy 2: "MMM! Brown Mist!"

by Stevenage steve steve August 20, 2009

uni-brown

when you have diarrhea and you shart a brown streak in your undies from top of ass crack to the gooch/taint area.

damn man, that mexican food gave me the mark of the uni-brown

by OleGabe October 31, 2011

Chinatown Brown

When your receiving a happy ending from a Chinese masseuse and you take a shit as you blow your load

Guy: Did you hear?
Dude: What?
Guy: Bob gave the asian girl at the massage parlor a chinatown brown
Dude: Ah gross dude i wonder if he's allowed to go back there

by waffleironofjustice April 4, 2010

Brown unicorn

When a male does anal and there’s a slight trace of fecal matter on the penis. Then the female blows the male before the fecal matter is washed off

Hey I got a brown unicorn by Alex

by Berry Licker 69 April 16, 2018