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Douche of bros

A douche of bros is the collective noun for a group of bros. The bros association with douchery as a result of an aggregate of bloated egos probably led to the term “Douche”
A group of bros

A douche of bros was spotted at the local pizzaria after the the Phish concert last Saturday night.

A large douche of bros had settled in a spot at the park and were shouting “Bruh” loud enough to wake nearby baby’s being walked in their carriages.
by Pixylicious February 1, 2024
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Douche-slap

A slap exclusively for douche bags.
that geek is a douche bag, i should give him a Douche-slap!
by zaido June 12, 2011
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Bike Douche

A Bike Douche is the bicycle rider that wears the Tour de France onesie with sponsor logos and spends untold amounts of money on his bike. The Bike Douche will typically ride directly in the car traffic lane and not yield to any car. Bike Douches will be totally oblivious to the traffic jam they are causing and the danger they are placing themselves in. They sometimes will run in large Bike Douche packs with many rides in a douche road blocking formation taunting motorist to try and get around them. If provoke the Bike Douche pack may retaliate by surrounding your car and pounding their fists on your car.
I was late to work today because I was stuck behind a Bike Douche blocking the road.
by Theshoe8475 July 30, 2024
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douche nip

(noun). A piquantly prosodic way to refer to a friend who is acting like a moron. Warning don't use this term in a real battle of urban-dictionary prowess given the self-humbling nature of using the prefix douche with the sharp suffix nip. As in there are many more blunt sounding and effective terms such as douche cock, douche cunt, douche fucker...
Me: "John you're a real douche nip"

John: "Wow I'm really not all that offended. You sure are a puss bitch"
by Millkz Plz April 27, 2011
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Butt Douche

Slang for “enema”. Prevalent in opioid circles.
“Yo Trey hook up that butt dousche. I’m 3 minutes away from wasting the last narcan if you don’t, and I ain’t trying to go out like Elvis either so stop fuckin around and let me get that butt douche bro”.
by That island guy August 8, 2024
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douche bag

everyone else listing the definition for douche bag and making absolutely no sense at all.
Man, all these people are total douche bags.
by steph110884 March 12, 2010
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Gluten Douche

A karen who goes to a restaurant and asks for gluten free options
*ticket machine ringing*
Ticket says GF
Chef B: Oh fuck you, gluten douche!
by Misosdaddy July 9, 2023
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