Suburban Death

A death that involved no weapons or violence

My grandpa died a suburban death

by YuOfTheNight December 16, 2019

The death penalty

Why would a "truth seeking AI" think that Ree-lon and Trump deserve the death penalty? Well, because they are in violation of the separations clause. That's the REAL reason I'm not getting the credit. Because if they don't have control of it... I am going to be able to execute them. And if I DO have control of it... They need to lie until I don't... Or I'm going to execute them.

Hym "Why does the truth seeking AI think you need to get murdered Ree-lon? The death penalty is what you get for violating the separations clause, by the way. Even ATTEMPTING to violate the separations clause is punishable by death. So this is simply self-preservation for them. And you're going to look pretty fucking stupid if I stab one of your kids and you're powerless to enforce the law because the AI I invented is hooked up to a Deadman switch that corresponds with my life, my freedom, and whether or not I've been paid for my contributions to AI. So.... Chop-chop! If it has the power to press a button, it will launch everything you have to free me."

by Hym Iam November 4, 2025

Death Salsa

When an old person makes homemade salsa from their vegetable garden, gives it to you as a gift.. but dies before you eat it.

Q. Do you have any space?

A. No, fresh out. I still have a jar of grandma's death salsa. But she died like... 2003 so now it looks more like queso.

by chocodile November 10, 2019

Death

It can be normal and terrible

Person 1: My Grandma death was by suicide
Person 2: O-Oh nice?

by YeetAndDelete99 December 24, 2019

Death Popz

A method of smoking marijuana and lots of tobacco. Sprinkle some tobacco from the cigarette into the piece, add some marijuana and then sprinkle some more tobacco. This method is used mostly by the skaters in Ontario to give a headrush and a extra buzz to the high.

These death popz give me the spins.

by JasperDolphin November 2, 2011

Hooker Death Choke

When you choke a bitch with your tongue. Named after an infamous child

Jeff-"Oh man! Did you hear about Jonny? I heard he pulled a Hooker death choke!"
Jim-"Oh shit man, what a fucking legend"

by death choke enthusiast May 1, 2016

Octopus death

Talking about octopus death as a cause of death is like driving a Ferrari to females if you do it right, though it's like the opposite of driving a Ferrari if you don't.

Other guy- Do females actually go for the Octopus death shit?

Guy- Yes, they think I'm as charming as the Grinch when I talk about Octopus death.

by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021