dingle douche

a lying, self center, moronic, self absorbed, holier then thou, lazy, cock sucking, egotistical, narcissistic asshole.

man he is being a huge dingle douche

by norwegianwarlord January 15, 2011

Butt Douche

1.The douching of one's anus before having anal sex. Some use machines but it can be done manually. Doing so will remove excess "crap" from anus making it easier and more enjoyable when having anal sex.... but not less painful.

2.An insult acquiring to the object in def. 1.

How could you do that, you butt douche

by lots'o'knowledge April 14, 2011

Strawberry Douche

A flavored douche so that the man can taste through their vagina (men lick it) tastes like strawberry flavored icecream

guy 1: did you bang her?
guy 2: yeah i licked her strawberry douche till it tasted like normal douche.

by Makudan December 12, 2006

bag of douche

This is an describing word for someone who looks like he or she should be beat with a hose and thrown in a tank of barracudas. This person usually is wearing a pink popped collared shirt with ripped jeans and big annoying glasses and a knock off of the Livestrong braclets. Besides the clothing they act like they are better than everyone else cause they think they are cool but in reality they suck and everyone hates them even their parents.

Nick is such a bag of douche. He shoudl be shot!

by Da Sak September 8, 2006

Niner Douche

An atypical 49ers fan who tries to make himself/herself feel better by dissing other teams. They have extreme difficulty accepting reality, and often mistake past trophies for present-day success. They tend to fall back on general over-indulgence to compensate for their teams’ overall lack of awesomeness.

Niner Douches can typically be identified by their flashy, yet hideous red and gold apparel, over-grown facial hair (both male and female) and a cockiness that is mainly due to the fact that the 49ers are a sub-par team…At best.

Look at that drunk bastard in the Frank Gore jersey hitting on that ugly chick…He is a total Niner Douche.

by TD-Gal September 22, 2009

Whats a Douche

The Famous Quote Spouted By Cycon!

Check it out www.projectdck.com

Krunk:Cycon just spends the day sitting inside DOUCHING his girlfriends c***

Cycon:Whats A Douche?!

(not exact wording)

by The Z June 21, 2004

Ursula the Giant Douche

A giant douche named Ursula.Runner up in the Biggest douche in the universe contest, which was won by 'psychic' John Edward.From Southpark, series 6.

'Oh my God! Its Ursula the Giant Douche.Lets get the hell out of here before she douches us to oblivion'

by Schmaz March 12, 2005