When an inexperienced outdoorsman or homeowner attempts to light a bonfire, using improper technique combined with wet wood, resulting in a smoky, smouldering plume that smokes out the whole area so all the neighbours can see and smell it.
Often takes several attempts occasionally using lighter fluid, gasoline or other flammable substances to achieve proper combustion and still required to throw cardboard and / or mixed recycling on top after the fact in order to keep it going. Will periodically fan with a large Tupperware or garbage can lid in order to sustain the fire. It’s about a 20 minute process.
Often takes several attempts occasionally using lighter fluid, gasoline or other flammable substances to achieve proper combustion and still required to throw cardboard and / or mixed recycling on top after the fact in order to keep it going. Will periodically fan with a large Tupperware or garbage can lid in order to sustain the fire. It’s about a 20 minute process.
Craig’s been working at that fire for 20 minutes now has done nothing but give off smoke signals…
There’s hardly any flame but I can see the smoke from across the lake, must be a white man’s fire.
There’s hardly any flame but I can see the smoke from across the lake, must be a white man’s fire.
by Definerofdefinitions October 3, 2023
Get the White man’s firemug. by French Frye January 17, 2017
Get the rapid fire dabmug. Fire S is the main protagonist from "Fire S Mythos" series. He is very famous in powerscaling, largely for being beyond reality, beyond omnipotence, and also has the abilities and powers of all characters, no matter how strong they are. However, unlike most OP characters, he is pretty well written.
by anonymous July 24, 2024
Get the Fire Smug. A slang term that combines the concepts of "combustion or burning, in which substances combine chemically with oxygen from the air and typically give out bright light, heat, and smoke" and "to unhire an employee" (to dismiss someone from their job). Used to describe both intense criticism and the act of terminating someone's employment.
After that disastrous presentation, the boss decided to fire him, and the team spent the rest of the day roasting him in the group chat.
by Emotional Cruiser August 21, 2025
Get the firemug. by thaddeous daddy August 5, 2022
Get the Firemug. A teacher erases his chalkboard, however the chalk barely comes off the board. He holds up the eraser, "What is this? A California Fire Hydrant??"
by OccupiedGarrett January 14, 2025
Get the California Fire Hydrantmug. Person 1:yo bro u seen that fire ss?
Person2:what fire ss?
*Person1 shows Person2 the ss nd then they both laugh maniaclly*
Person2:what fire ss?
*Person1 shows Person2 the ss nd then they both laugh maniaclly*
by ZayanhubMember July 9, 2021
Get the fire ssmug.