Testeskin

When a person's skin becomes aged, wrinkled and lacks collagen, the skin resembles a man aged scrotum sack.

I need to use some moisturizer because it looks like I have testeskin.

by Frankiedfourlegs April 7, 2025

Testical Tunnel

When you have long testicals and you feel a bit horny so you stick it up your ass and jerk off. Boom, the testical tunnel makes you cum more sometimes.

Dude1: "Yoo, have you tried the Testical Tunnel yet?"
Dude2: "Nah man, ill have to try it out when i get home"

by bigdbman April 10, 2025

Testicuzzi

When one fills their mouth with water and allows themselves to be tea bagged while gargling the water. They also have to make the sound effects

Hey cutie patootie, can you please gargle some water and tilt your head back? I want to dip my ballsack in your mouth while you do it, it will be like a jacuzzi for my balls…a testicuzzi

by emoco mc April 14, 2025

Testosterone Rex

The gender- and sex-essentialist belief system which states that men are inherently more dominant, powerful, aggressive, or ambitious than women. Usually accompanied by the parallel belief that women are inherently more submissive, weak, nurturing, or delicate than men.

Man: I want to have kids, but I fear I won't be as nurturing to them as their mother.
Women: Don't let the Testosterone Rex get to you, sex doesn't determine how nurturing you are!

by thedefinerrrrrrrrrrrr April 15, 2025

Testify Apologetics

One of THE BEST Christian apologetics. Knows how to dismantle any arguement against Christianity and embarrass apologists of oher faiths.

Person 1: "The Bible is corrupted, just look at Jeremiah 8:8! :
Testify Apologetics: You're misquoting the verse. Jeremiah 8:8 is actually talking about God's people rejecting His law like when Jeremiah 6:19 says "Hear , you earth: I am bringing disaster on this people, the fruit of their schemes, because they have not listened to my words and have rejected my law. All over the Bible, God's people consistently affirm the Word, so if it was corrupted, wouldn't God inform his followers about it?

by MofotheeG April 30, 2025

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im testing to see if my account name will show up if i post a definition to urban dictionary because my mom dosn't want me to use my real name and im to tech iliterate to make an alt acount

by Timothy Dogan May 3, 2025

Testicle Monster

Someone that tickles your balls as they suck you off.

"My friend is a testicle monster"

by ClashRoyaleKing May 16, 2025