Old

Age is relative and based on the ages of your friends

17 is so old! Yeah because that's how old Shane is.

by shaneisold December 15, 2021

old idiot

when some old person jumps o my butt crack with spikes on her feet and enjoys it

Grandma: I like that
me: what
Grandma: let me jump
me: ok
Granma: ahh lovely
me: what the hell u old idiot

by im an old idiot August 6, 2019

old man block

When a person acts as they comprehend what are you saying, then walk away and they did comprehend at all. They repeat the information incorrectly.

Rob has old man block; he keeps calling Halle “holly”

by Abbysworld April 10, 2021

Old babies

Around 11 to 17 years old (excluding 10 years old or below)

Old babies cannot be invited to my party, Only Young Adults!

by Fascinated21 November 26, 2023

old dusty

An old fashion hand job with no type of lubricant

Jenny gave me a wank but didn’t spit on it or anything, she gave me an old dusty

by Cpt. Long shlong April 11, 2020

Olds

Outdated news, most famously referenced in the video H3H3 VS Keemstar- Content Misinformation by Atozy.

"Did you hear about Leafy coming back to Youtube?"

"Yeah but that was awhile ago man, its olds."

by SarahSigns May 30, 2020

The old nine ton slap' la dap

When somebody get absolutely manhandled to the point of near death.

So Jake got The old nine ton slap' la dap yesterday his funeral will be next month.

Mason is currently about to release The old nine ton slap' la dap no one in his vicinity will survive not even the children.

by -UnderscoreFresh- January 5, 2019