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cock pocket

A pouch that performs the same function as pockets on the pocketless Scottish kilt An American version of a Sporran.
The Scotsman put his money in his cock pocket.
by MrWiz69 July 2, 2011
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Pocket Fuck

"Pocket Fuck" describes the sexual encounter with a small and light person, for example, achild's body is very "handy" and therefore easily useable.

So, a person can use a child as an alternative dildo and fuck him while walking, etc.
"I just had an asian women, had some dope pocket fuck."
by CherAmi December 26, 2018
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Slap Pocket

The vagina or anus used for sexual activity and gratification.
I ate her meaty curtains on her slap pocket.

My cousin was on the rag on Thanksgiving so I couldn’t hit her slap pocket during half time. So I had to settle for a vigorous handy in the bathroom.

I was elbow deep in her slap pocket when her uncle walked in on us. Next thing I know I got a forearm working it’s way up my own slap pocket.

I could hear my old man working my moms slap pocket last night.

He was so big he stretched my slap pocket and I was gaping.
by Dick Onchin November 3, 2021
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junk pocket

A place to store items, by your junk. Works extremely well.
Dude 1: hey can I borrow a pencil?

Dude 2: Sure.

Dude 1: Where did you put that?

Dude 2: In my junk pocket.

Dude 1: Nice.
by MyChemIsAwesome January 16, 2017
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Hot Pocket

When a girl farts and it goes forward, creeping into her Vagina.
I ate too many tacos last night and farted and made a hot pocket.
by Ibuild. June 1, 2018
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urban hot pocket

when you fuck a dirty homeless bitch under the bridge.
Last night i gave old lisa an urban hot pocket
by SK2316 January 26, 2021
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Hot Pocket

A word used to describe someone who is very cute and kissable. The person can be so hot that, if you took a bit of them, they might burn your tongue.
You are as hot as a hot pocket.”
“Come inside me”, is what one might say to a hot pocket.
by theyunogasai September 6, 2021
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