Facebook life

addicted to Facebook and can't live without it .

you have a Facebook life and can't survive without Facebook

by Facebook life June 19, 2016

facebook lynch mob

People, regardless of race , gender or economic situation, who post comments to a social media site or new story for the sole purpose of judging someone.

Forget the torches and pitch forks, the Facebook lynch mob has their keyboard and Facebook account.

by cynicald June 9, 2016

Facebook awake

When you wake up & can use social media but not quite ready to get out of bed .

Ooh , heavy one last night . Didn't get up until noon but was facebook awake from about 8:00

by Yolo4ever May 30, 2016

Faboozed

Being extremely faded.

Homie, I am faboozed sken right now.

by Sken sken June 6, 2016

Facebook Philosopher

An individual who may or may not be an inmate, serial killer or psychopath, who writes lame unsolicited 'comical' comments to posts written by people they don't know.

I was inundated by Facebook Philosophers recently so I switched my settings to private only.

by KImCobain June 11, 2016

facebook pretty

when only comments on your facebook page are about how good you look and not about how good of a person you are or about what good character you have. Basically if you didn't have your looks no one would give a shit about you

Can't trust a bitch that is facebook pretty . Bitches like that have no heart.

by jayspin210 June 17, 2016

facebook

a social media website

ily facebook

by sharks28 October 26, 2016